Filed under: Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol
Great news: According to initial sales reports, the first issue of Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly flew off of newsstands! With such a strong response and wealth of material, they have already pulled together a second issue of the glossy tabloid — and publishers were kind enough to share a sneak peek at its cover before it hits the stands.
As you may remember, Celebrity Drugs & Alcohol Weekly explores the saturated world of celebrity substance abuse and other fun topics. Regular features include “Mug Shot Makeovers,” “Jailbirds: Just Like Us!,” “DUI Fashion Police” and “Who Snorted It Best?” as well as interviews with Jack Daniels fans such as Tara Reid, Vince Vaughn, Amy Winehouse and Mel Gibson.
Bonus exclusive: An open letter to Hollywood drunkards from Candy Spelling after the jump!
Graphics by 14
Headlines by 14 and Candy Kirby
Candy Spelling written by Candy Kirby
Drunken debauchery provided by the Usual Celebrity Suspects
Posted by 14 and Candy ♦ February 20, 2008
At 7:02 pm dv8trix said:
loves it! *LOLing at frog princess*
February 20, 2008
At 7:06 pm Puppet said:
Testing avatar…test.test.
Sorry about the testing, I just can’t get it to work! *KICKS DESK*
February 20, 2008
At 7:06 pm Puppet said:
IT WORKED! *JUMPS ABOUT CAUSING HAT AND BANDANA TO FLY OFF*
February 20, 2008
At 7:23 pm MMB said:
I am trying mine out now too! should have made it a mugshot!
February 20, 2008
At 7:24 pm MMB said:
damn! is it just a matter of time? do you have to wait a while for it to kick in, so to speak?
February 20, 2008
At 7:29 pm Jane said:
Pete Doherty looks like he should have won the spot as the covergirl.
February 20, 2008
At 7:34 pm Puppet said:
Yeah, and I have to use my avatars website as the website below my email…that’s how I finally got it to work.
February 20, 2008
At 7:37 pm Jane said:
Off topic: Just a tip, make sure you enter your email address EXACTLY like you registered it at the gravatar website, otherwise it won’t work.
February 20, 2008
At 7:40 pm Mrs. Shelly Polage said:
Where’s Jeff?
You promised Jeff!
Okay, I’ll wait right here…..
February 20, 2008
At 7:46 pm BV said:
“Who Snorted it Best?”
*Snorts*
February 20, 2008
At 8:13 pm midevil said:
Damn yeah! Hammered hunks! tee hee
February 20, 2008
At 8:28 pm 14 said:
Jeff is coming soon! I need to get more photos of him. Candy and I have big plans for Mr. Polage - we’re going to make him a star.
February 20, 2008
At 9:29 pm scungilli said:
this magazine is so real, i went looking for it at my favorite news stand. congratulations!
February 20, 2008
At 9:44 pm Jennifer Jade said:
Congratulations on such a great partnership and fabulous site. I can already see you’ll be my new favorite! I’m a fan of both of your sites. Yay for me!!
February 20, 2008
At 10:37 pm kathleen said:
i want to dive right in to the articles!
February 20, 2008
At 11:02 pm Jenn F. said:
That froggy picture of Candy Spelling always cracks me up. It looks so much like her!
And the letter… “I can’t imagine going to such embarrassing lengths to get a few eyeballs swinging in my direction.” LOL
February 20, 2008
At 11:09 pm javelin said:
ahaha… britney’s taco terror indeed. good lord. I hope there’s a list of the top ten ‘excuses’ inside. with number one being Lohan’s “the pants weren’t mine”. also, that portrait of Candy Spelling is right on, it totally captures her “hello, filthy public” plastered on expression.
February 20, 2008
At 4:47 am Adam Smith said:
I can’t believe you missed the news.
Amy Winehouse and Pete Docherty are
fighting each other,with
fully loaded syringes,in an arena
made from crack.
Me and a couple of friends are
watching it on Pay Per View.
Amy keeps on lunging at an
abscess in Pete’s arm with a
lethal dose of China White.
The funny thing is,he’s just
letting her do it,making no attemt
at any kind of defense.
It’s pitiful.
All he’s doing is trash talking
and taunting her by shouting,
“Is that the best you can do?
There’s plenty more veins
where that come from,you
Billy Holiday Wannnabe.”
February 21, 2008
At 11:47 am Mrs. Shelly Polage said:
Okay.
I know what he’s capable of, and I have no doubt it will be a spectacular Polagaganza!!
I have no patience when it comes to my Jeff…
I want him NOW,NOW,NOW!
I’m so jealous 14, he’s the best friend I’ve longed for all my life.
POLAGE IS GONNA RULE THE WORLD!!
POLAGE FOR PRESIDENT!
February 21, 2008
At 3:19 pm MMB said:
going to try avatar again…i did use the email…but will try the avatar site if this doesn’t work…
February 21, 2008
At 3:20 pm MMB said:
trying again
February 21, 2008
At 8:25 pm Anne said:
Dude, the Candy Spelling stationary kills me every time!!
February 21, 2008