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Wheat grass, water that’s dripping from the bathroom sink and Tender Vittles
[For 14’s artistic take on this natural beauty, click here]
Posted by Candy2 ♦ February 21, 2008
Posted by Candy2 ♦ February 21, 2008
Posted by Candy2 ♦ February 21, 2008
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 11:53 am Jenn said:
I would wager there is a little Laxatone hair ball remedy on her breath as well. That looks painful.
February 21, 2008
At 12:42 pm Adam Smith said:
Actually,it smells of nothing.She had her mouth bacteria surgically removed years ago.A genetically engineered retrovirus kills all mouth odour,leaving her breath completely neutral.The surgeons thought this idea would make them billionaires,but the side effects of the virus(massive facial contusions,as shown in this picture) made it an unpopular choice.
It seems that for now,people would rather have halitosis .
February 21, 2008
At 12:47 pm Jane said:
Dammit, her face (??) is absolutely nightmarish.
Add to her breath that dead mouse she has been saving in
her pocket for a snack.
February 21, 2008
At 12:49 pm Vern said:
“One thing you can’t hide…is when you’re crippled inside!”
February 21, 2008
At 2:47 pm Jenn F. said:
Candy, you just had to add “water that’s dripping from the bathroom sink”… now I’ve got this creepy image stuck in my head of her hunched over a sink with her tongue flickering in and out at lightning speed, catching the water drips. I’ll be seeing that in my nightmares.
February 21, 2008
At 2:48 pm Erick said:
i’d say more like toilet water
February 21, 2008
At 3:22 pm MMB said:
she scares me. alrighty, I am trying my avatar again–it is so stupid anyway, I don’t know why I am obsessed, but, you know….
thanks for being so patient everyone
February 21, 2008
At 3:23 pm MMB said:
I give up!
February 21, 2008
At 4:05 pm BV said:
It’s a sad day when someone who has had that much plastic surgery still gets zits on their chin. Dubya. Tee. Eff.
February 21, 2008
At 4:38 pm Bee Hind said:
Wheat grass, water that’s dripping from the bathroom sink and Tender Vittles,
and Hansel & Gretel.
February 21, 2008
At 5:33 pm It’s British Bitch said:
A hint of TidyCats Fresh-Step ScoopTM litter and “a dash of her own poo”. Yes, I stole the latter from Candy’s hilarious post on the Westminster winner the other day.
February 21, 2008
At 6:12 pm Mateo said:
Candy, we begged of you, “No Clowns!”. Then you print the scariest of them all.
February 21, 2008
At 6:18 pm Elspeth said:
Antibiotics, dead fruit flies, zink capsules, phamaldehide,
cat food, lanolin, epoxy resin!
February 21, 2008
At 6:23 pm Elspeth said:
AND liverwurst sanwiches!
February 21, 2008
At 7:46 pm Strongie said:
This is like another site I saw where they have all the celebrities as perfume - cheez wizz for britney!
February 21, 2008
At 8:08 pm dv8trix said:
Her face skeers meeee!
February 21, 2008
At 9:02 pm Rebeca said:
@Adam Smith - LOL!!! Although I personally think her breath smells of nothing as she is an empty husk, a wax Golem animated by mistake…
She scares me.
February 21, 2008
At 9:19 pm helloandie said:
>_< i’m telling my daughter that this is what happens to you when you wet the bed.
okay, not really.. showing a child that picture is surely abuse.
February 21, 2008
At 9:23 pm Vern said:
Gosh HelloAndie-
I wish you would have told me not to do that sooner!
(Snicker, Snort!)
February 21, 2008
At 11:10 pm Faylinn said:
I suddenly lost my appetite. She is just freaky looking!
February 21, 2008
At 3:13 am Jadine said:
She looks like her face is ALWAYS in pain… even when she isn’t having surgery.
February 22, 2008
At 5:52 am Mizz Mezza said:
I know this is prob a v stupid question, but do you think if Jocelyn had psych treatment and woke up one morning wanting to look ‘normal’, that ANYTHING could be done?
Could that hiddeous heavy jaw be lightened up, or those horrible rubbery lips be toned down? Could anything be attempted with her disasterous forehead and eyes? Or is it all just too tight and far gone now?
What’s really weird about this picture for me is her poor little nose. It’s the most normal part of her face and it sure does look lonely.
February 22, 2008
At 3:30 pm Aaron said:
Wow! I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight. That is so freaky.
June 2, 2008